01 October 2017

Farewell Ichiro -- Please!


Back in 2008 -- that's a decade ago -- I noted in this space how little value Ichiro provided the Mariners when his batting average declined to the Mondoza-and-a-half line. At .302 that season, nearly all of it singles, Ichiro was barely an average hitter. That generally doesn't cut it in a corner outfield position.

Now Ichiro was a whiz on the bases (43 of 47 steals that year) and a Gold Glover in the field. He was an awesome ballplayer. But the point was that his value offensively depended largely on his batting average.

Ichir-old
Fast forward to Ichiro's baseball dotage. It's always amazing when a professional athlete can compete in his 40s. There's no shame in getting passed by young'ins at that age. 


In fact, Ichiro has lost a step, so buh-bye to all the infield hits. Since 2011 he's produced just .269/.310/.345 with the bat -- 16% worse than average. Despite the amazing stretching regime, he can't play the field much anymore and this season was relegated to pinch hitting for the Marlins. 

He's Ichiro without the Itch. That leaves 0, as in nothing.

Ichiro said this week that he expects to come back for more at age 44. For what? He hit .256 with nine extra base hits this year.  He stole a single base. 

The rebuilding Marlins must move on with youth. Who will sign Ichiro? Young teams need to make way for the future. Those in contention need every roster spot in the era of 13 pitchers. There is no more room for novelty acts.

Some Kinda Record at Stake
I know that Ichiro is a hit away from the all-time hits record, if you combine his Japanese league hit total with his MLB hit total. But honestly, who is even keeping track of that?


It's easy for me to say, but if Ichiro wants the illusion of control, he should retire. The alternative is to audition for dubious front office types at 44 and face the humiliation of rejection. 

On the off-chance some dope GM wastes a roster spot for his "veteran presence," he'll find himself enjoying the grind of travel and the end of the bench. And perhaps the indignity of getting cut halfway through the season.

Instead, Ichiro Suzuki can start the clock on his Hall of Fame induction. There won't be any dubious front office types rejecting him for that.


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