Dear Mr. Arbitrator,
Thank you so much for saving our franchise $24 million in 2014. We plan to use that money on a new starting pitcher. It will help us remain under the $189 million luxury tax threshold while staying competitive, which in turn will save us millions more in future years.
Gratefully,
Brian Cashman
Bronx, NY
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Dear. Mr. Horowitz-san,
Your most admirable decision is most cherished, like chrysanthemum. Will add $3 million at least to the bids for my services in United States of America. Very sincerely good news that New York Yankees enter bidding aggressively, like Samurai warrior. Many appreciations for you.
Very sincerely yours.
Masahiro Tanaka
Rakuten, Japan
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Dear Fred,
Appreciate the vindication. And not calling me to testify. You certainly stay on our arbitrators list.
Bud
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Dear Mr. Horowitz,
Whatever.
Tony Clark
Executive Director, MLBPA
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Dear Mr. Arbitrator,
Way to go: you cost the bastard twenty-something million dollars! If I could have done that, I wouldn't have bothered drilling him with a fastball. Right on!
Ryan Dempster
Boston, MA
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Dear Mr. Horowitz, sir,
Although I won't be making an further comments about the adversity that I have had to face, I want to take this opportunity to express my deep appreciation for your work in diverting attention away from my situation. With the ghost of Alex Rodriguez hovering over every conversation, people will quickly forget that I made a mistake, which I have admitted. In fact, they will see that I bravely stepped forward and accepted my punishment while ARod self-righteously persisted in tilting at windmills.
I'll be happy to take your questions.
With great respect,
Ryan Braun
Milwaukee, WI
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