Shouldn't the South Carolina women's basketball team be called the Game Vaginas?
Whatever you call them, they are now NCAA champs.
I get to crow about that as a resident of the state of Sa' Calina, once described as too small to be a state and too large to be an insane asylum.
It's been quite a year sportswise for a state without a single major professional team.
The USC women hoopsters have achieved the pinnacle.
The South Carolina men's team beat the odds to make the Final Four.
The Clemson football team is the reigning national champ.
And Coastal Carolina University sits atop the throne of the NCAA baseball world.
We're very proud here. Front page news everyday. It distracts us from the fact that our schools academically rank somewhere in the vicinity of 113th among states in the union, just behind catatonia and just ahead of Mississippi.
Go 'Cocks. And other South Carolina appendages.
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