Words & Phrases We Should Have Seen In Ryan Braun's "Apology"

Lied
Cheated
Lied Repeatedly
Cheated for Years
Liar 
Cheater
Hypocrite
Disgrace
Embarrassed 
Ashamed
Steroids
Don't Deserve 2011 MVP 
Return 2011 MVP Award
Abject Apology
So Sorry
So Very Sorry
Sanctimonious 
Apologize to Dino Laurenzi Jr.